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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

I have thought about this many times. Many, many, many times.

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truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

so many concerts, wrong country

so many concerts , not enough money and wrong country in the same time

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