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gameofchrons:

parents: "let’s talk about your future" 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

(via lesbian-yoda)

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